A Token for Your Hindparts

Fellas, we're on it until you make a change. I don't care if you spent $20 on those Calvin Kleins. By the way, those pictures were taken with buff, well-built models in black and white for a reason. We do not want to see your tail. Though you are definitely worth more than $20, you look like you're worth 2 cents. I shouldn't be able to tell that you don't know how to wipe yourself.

Your shorts look like they've been on for three days--dusty and confused. We are not picking cotton anymore. We don't need to see that booty of yours. I'm tired of seeing that cotton is the fabric of your life. And since wearing your pants off your booty is no longer just a "Black" thing, we need everyone to cease and desist, quick fast and in a hurry. Right now. Thank you.

But, what is the secret? What keeps the pants off of your ass? Didn't we establish that crack was wack? What exactly are you advertising? Why are you walking down the street pulling your pants up as if you're capable of keeping them there? What quality of woman are you trying to attract with your pants hanging of your tail? Obviously not very high. Or maybe you're advertising for our local gay community. In fact, are you even trying to get a job? You must be applying for the prison rolls, because the only job you can get where you don't need to wear a belt is pressing license plates.

Please fellas, for those of you who like to wear your garments slanging halfway down your legs, why do you wear your pants down? Please respond and enlighten us.

---Ponder